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The Senior Alphabet From Pvvg swamy

February 20, 2016
New Alphabet:
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it
won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.
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The Alphabet For Seniors: 
A‘s for arthritis,
B‘s the bad back,
C‘s the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? 
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is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I’d rather
not mention.


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is for high blood pressure – I’d rather
 it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when
they bend.
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L ‘s for libido, what happened to sex?
is for memory, I forget what
comes next.
is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!


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 P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
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is for sleepless nights, counting
my fears,
T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!
U is for urinary, troubles with flow,
for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.
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W for worry, now what’s going ’round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have – in my mind! 

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