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Cool one From pvvg swamy

February 3, 2014

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
“Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you
first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution,
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s
cage up in her living room & waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
“New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought “That’s really not so bad?”

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the
bird saw and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began
to laugh about the situation considering how and where the
parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from
work. The bird looked at him and said, “Hi, Keith.”

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